Well fart weasels, we meet again, and guess what? its time for a little segment I like to call “trash blog”. This is where we take items thrown to the curb, discarded with malice and cruelty. You know how there is that saying “one man’s junk is another man’s treasure”? Well, I believe that statement to be true, making garbage day one of my favorite days. Unless of course that garbage day falls on a day where you are walking down Spadina in China town while the garbage men are on strike, there are roasting ducks in the windows AND your nose hairs are being singed off because it smells of literal ass hole. Then, it is not my fave day.

Todays feature item you’ve seen before, in fact some of you may have been thrown into one by a school bully, or maybe even stuffed into one. How dramatic! Does that just happen in the movies? Yes ladies and gents, this item is in fact a school locker. I got it from a friend of a friend who’s mom works at a school that is getting knocked to the ground. Will it make a crash, or a wallop? Anywhoodle, here it is! Isn’t she a beaut!? I have yet to decide what to do with it, but I plan on fixing it up. I was thinking about painting her white, and then painting the inside a really obnoxious florescent yellow or pink. I think you should post a comment and tell me what YOU think I should do to her. GO!